your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
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