I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
My breasts were aching with rage.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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