I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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