At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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