I wannas sexs uuuuu
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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