I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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