Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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