Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
These 21 Declassified Government Horrors Are Unimaginable
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
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You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
he just fucked me for my cheese..
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn