what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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