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Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar