If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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