Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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