u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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