Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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