At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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