Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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I need you to use more vowels.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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