whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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