Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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