We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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