You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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