so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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