Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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