My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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