AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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