Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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