Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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