If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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