Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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