I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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