I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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