I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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