Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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