Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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