yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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