i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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