just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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