She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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