Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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