Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Randomize
