He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
NoShamevember. You game?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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