I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
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Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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