What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
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She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
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Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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