We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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