dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
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You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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