they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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