so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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