I forgot how hot balto sounded
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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