I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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