Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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