if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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