FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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