I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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