With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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